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Joke of the Day
"Do arcades ever clean the joysticks? 'Cause I've sucked on a few and they tasted awful."
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"My coffee shop in Tokyo hasn't had many customers in the last couple of months... It's ok now though, people are starting to drift in."
"I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?"
"I'm trying this new thing where I don't beat off it's hard"
"what do you call a sleeping dinosaur? do you think he saurus"
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
"My dog was diagnosed with diabetes. Its okay though, I only had to give her one shot. I chose a .357 magnum."
"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""
"*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food."
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."