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Joke of the Day

"Two snowmen are standing in a field... One snowman turns to the other and says, ""yeah, I smell carrots too."""

"What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice? Dogecoin."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea... He says he can't complain."

"My boss just sent me the heart eyes emoji. Since we're clearly being honest with each other I replied with a monkey with a gun to its head."

"I lost 150 pounds, here's my story. Some knobhead stole my wallet."

"An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of Christ. ""Well, I'll be damned."""

"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words."

"What's the first rule for hitting on girls? Hit them where it won't show."