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Joke of the Day
"An atheist's response to witnessing the second coming of Christ. ""Well, I'll be damned."""
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"I'm so proud of my son I asked him what the sound of one hand clapping is. He said ""dunno"" and walked off to his room, but I can hear him trying to figure it out."
"I don't Bolivia Peru-v it."
"What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed? NYC subway commuters."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Rotten eggs"
"The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open."
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone"
"I never make ""air quotes"" with my fingers when I'm talking, but I do lean to the side & whisper so you sense I'm italicizing."
"Have you ever noticed.... Political promises are usually in one year and out the other?"