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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about looking at internet porn? When the librarian tells you to leave."

"God's last name isn't damn. Well technically it's ""Jean God Van Damn"""

"I always read r/creepy when i poop It scares the shit outa me..."

"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."

"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"

"Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets? Only thyme will tell."

"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."

"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""