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Joke of the Day

"What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford"

"They were two hookers riding a motorcycle... suddenly they hit a bump, and boom! your mom fell off!!!"

"I asked for soundproof walls my mom also got me a straight jacket"

"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""

"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"

"I texted my girlfriend Ruth last night to let her know she was dumped ... I wanted to be ruthless"

"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't. They just beat up the room for being dark and arrest the light for being broke."

"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"1000 pounds of oranges. is a ton of oranges."