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Joke of the Day
"Gay guys are OK... ... they're just indifferent."
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"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."
"When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby? Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams."
"Life is like a pipette filler It sucks."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got sick of hearing the vegan talk about how he saved a chicken."
"What's the best thing about doing 23 year olds!? There's 20 of them."
"I couldn't work for that man anymore, especially now after what he said to me. He said, ""You're fired"""
"Why does Torque live on campus? Because cross products don't commute!"
"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."
"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."