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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."
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"What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force? Jedi do that?"
"What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles!"
"Buying my parents' house. Soon, like so many of the 'ladies' here... I too will be a middle aged man tweeting from his mom's basement."
"Was JFK born in USA? Doubtful, he sounds Kennedyan!"
"I always carry a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks, here, have some."""
"It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body."
"[team tryouts] Coach: You really knocked that one out of the park. Jimmy: Thanks Coach! Coach: This is tennis."
"Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared."