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Joke of the Day
"what do u call a group of /r/atheists fedoration"
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"I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu ... I'll see myself out edit: apparantly this is another common repost which I have never seen. Oh well, I like it."
"(Interview) Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable. (I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman) ""That's a rumor""."
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."
"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"Friend: Be adventurous in the bedroom, girls love that [Later in bedroom] Me: You like that? *Lays another bear trap* You like that babe?"
"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."
"Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically."
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"