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Joke of the Day

"What's on the inside of a clean nose? Fingerprints."

"If things are going good, enjoy it, it won't last forever. If things are going bad, don't worry. It can't last forever either."

"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."

"What is every gamers New Years Resolution? 3840x2160"

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... They try to have a nice evening, but are forced to leave since everyone is aggressively telling them that they are wrong."

"What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him? Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble."

"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"

"When I was in prison my bunk mates called me ""mitochondria"" because I'm the power house of the cell"

"What do Americans call the summer holidays? Ceasefire"

"How can you know if somebody watches Doctor Who? They'll make sure you know."