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Joke of the Day

"How are blizzards and men alike? You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last"

"A Psychic Buying Clothes Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium."

"Called one of those claims companies after my accident... ... Turns out you can't get any compensation if you shit yourself on the bus."

"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."

"Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today."

"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"

"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."

"How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely."