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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"
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"Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever"
"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."
"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."
"What do you call a bee from US? USB"
"Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle? He always gets stuck on across."
"They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad."
"How is a vagina like a cigarette? The closer you get to the butt the stronger the taste."
"Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint."
"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"