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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"

"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."

"Selling a vacuum has to be nearly impossible. They all suck."

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"If you like the song ""Red Red Wine"" then U B 40."

"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."

"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."

"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"My husband said he needs to have sex and now he is mad at me. Apparently, asking 'with each other' was the wrong response."

"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."