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Joke of the Day
"What's baked everyday and sells itself? bread"
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"Fun fact about Germany... Fooled ya... There's nothing funny about Germany"
"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."
"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."
"*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!"
"6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!"
"Single beds Should date more."
"Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks but then i got cold feet"
"Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian? Because two wongs don't make a white."
"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""