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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count ? Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Well, it's really nice."

"What did the chicken say before laying an egg? Yahoo. There goes my baby."

"Either Chewbacca is in the next stall or someone needs to start adding green leafy vegetables to their diet."

"A lettuce, a tomato and a pumpkin had a race The pumpkin fell down squash. The tomato tried to ketchup, but the lettuce came out ahead"

"Trump: The less immigrants we bring in the better' .... .... .... ..... Pence: The fewer' .... .... .... Trump: I told you not to call me that yet'"

"A man drops a nail, which rolls under his bed, so he goes down under. This begs the question of why he decided to go to Australia to get a new nail instead of searching under his bed."

"Funny Pick up line... Add more plz -Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want a ride in my ex wife's life insurance. ~~~~~~~"

"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."

"Did you hear about the librarian who wanted to get arrested? Turns out she just wanted to get booked."