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Joke of the Day

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away"

"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"

"[tries to walk into my How to Use a Revolving Door class and ends up outside again] what the heck"

"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"

"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"

"*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* ""THIS IS A STICK UP"" *everyone laughs* ""GUYS IM SERIOUS"" *more laughter* ""DAMN IT"" *leaves*"

"People who talk about me behind my back. You discussed me."

"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding."

"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""