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Joke of the Day

"as your casket is lowered into the cold, fresh earth, i lean down to you, my love, and whisper my final word...""unfollowed"""

"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."

"Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink..."

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat... but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross"

"I've been informed that ""Ped Xing"" means ""Pedestrian Crossing."" So what? Child molesters on horseback should get out of my way, too."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nien."

"I tried to get a guy over to fix my window screen but we couldn't get our times to mesh."

"Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans."

"Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex I really thought it would happen"