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Joke of the Day

"Was Snoop Dogg being serious when he changed his name? Or was Snoop Lion ?"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before."

"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried to go the extra mile."

"TIFU by paying $7.99 a month to Hulu Plus instead of Netflix... Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"

"Two muffins are baking in the oven One muffin looks at the other and says, ""It's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin replies, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN""!"

"On the other hand, You have five fingers."

"They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss."

"MC stands for both Medical Certificate and Mic Controller and they both give you License to Ill"