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Joke of the Day
"On the other hand, You have five fingers."
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"At the ripe old age of 900, in a universe inhabited by thousands of alien races, I bet Yoda had some pretty racist shit to say."
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"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."
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"What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile, Robin"""
"I see your limerick... There once was a man from Wheeling Who pounded his pud with great feeling And then like a trout He'd stick his mouth out And wait for the drops from the ceiling"