1968

Joke of the Day

"They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss."

"Don't lose the girl of your life, for the hoe of the night."

"When Facebook moms post how they can't believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write ""No way! I thought for sure he'd be held back!"""

"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"

"What's a zombie's morning routine? Shit, shower, grave."

"Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS."

"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."

"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."

"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"