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Joke of the Day

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"

"What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root."

"Why was the little mountain dying? Because he was terminally hill."

"[Me]: ""I have hat-like reflexes"" [You]: Don't you mean cat-like reflexes? [Me]: *sitting on top of your head* ""Nope"""

"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"What's Hitler's favorite aquatic animal? A dolphin"

"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."

"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"