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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"

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"""The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."""
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."
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