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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I don't goat my dick up a dead baby's ass."

"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."

"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"

"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"

"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."

"I finished sixth form, I finished university, and I've bought a house, and yet the white walkers haven't arrived."

"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."

"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."

"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"

"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"