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Joke of the Day

"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."

"I still don't know what the word ""Suicide"" means I've been killing myself trying to find the definition"

"I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today... He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off. Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy."

"[Walking around park with kid] Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green? Me: Because God wants to remind me I have no money everywhere"

"We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit It would feel at home in this echo chamber"

"What's the definition of an Irish homosexual? One who likes women more than beer"

"A gay black guy, a Jewish midget and a gypsy jump off the Empire State Building at the same time. Who hits the ground first? Who gives a shit?"

"I'm currently in a very serious relationship ,we don't even smile ."

"When I tell jokes my friends call me a faggot but I suppose it's just because they think i'm a bundle of shticks."