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Joke of the Day
"what do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight."
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"""Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are."""
"Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner"
"Damn boy! Are you a slinky? Cause I wanna wanna push you down a flight of stairs, then kick you when you stop halfway to the bottom."
"I asked a sexy chinese girl for her number, she replied sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight... I said wow, I must be in luck, until her friend grabbed me and said, she means 6663629"
"I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate"
"The fabric of our lives? Why so epic, Cotton?"
"Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible? They're plane to sea"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other SSSIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE"
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."