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Joke of the Day

"Strangers on a Train"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"

"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"

"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"

"When a woman says, ""We need to talk"", it's no good. Never has a woman said, ""We need to talk"" and followed it up with ""about pillow forts""."

"Who was the sexiest woman in Greek myth? Actually, it was Medusa. One look from her made guys rock hard."

"How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Get a really big bar stool."

"Why did the thief killed himself after getting caught stealing instruments from an orchestra? He didn't have a safe Hayden place, and couldn't Handel the thought of being sent Bach to prison."