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Joke of the Day

"This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club. I'd never met herbivore."

"What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit suicide."

"What did the drug test say to the addict? ""URINE TROUBLE!"""

"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."

"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"

"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"

"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."

"Whats you favorite Christmas joke? I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a book? The book has papers"