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Joke of the Day

"A class is learning about probability.. Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chances that I get a head? Girl: For a penny? Not very bright."

"What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !"

"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."

"What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke'mon"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."

"Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve"

"i went into the bar and ordered a Whiskey Osama... the batender asked ""what's that?"" i answered ""Two shots and a splash of water."""

"I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais"

"What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get? The left-ovaries."