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Joke of the Day
"People in wheelchairs just don't get humor. They never know when you're pulling their leg."
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"What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please."
"Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!"
"Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me"" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga"
"How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Did you hear about the guy who thought his dishwasher was talking to him? Told him to kill his neighbor's dog, in Spanish."
"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"
"A man gets a quote tattooed on his dick. He goes home to his wife who says, ""stop trying to put words in my mouth!"""
"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."
"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"