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Joke of the Day
"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"
Next Joke
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? They've never had any gigs."
"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."
"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion."
"The sign said, ""Call Jesus for help."" The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn."
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."
"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""