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Joke of the Day
"I met my girlfriend on 11/1/14... But it's now 12/31/15. She's destroyed my KDA this game."
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."
"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"
"I saw Casper the ghost. I said, You look pale and drawn."
"What does an elephant and a carton of milk have in common? They both cum in quarts"
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape."
"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"
"Count Chocula is undead to me."
"What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees? TIMBUUUUUUUURTON"
"women rights"