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Joke of the Day

"I met my girlfriend on 11/1/14... But it's now 12/31/15. She's destroyed my KDA this game."

"What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws"

"Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well"

"do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active"

"Today's interpretive dance was brought to you by ""Spider On My Shirt"". Up next we have ""Oh jeeze, where did it go?!"""

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space."

"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."

"Seriously, if I were a manager at Burger King, my answer to every complaint would be, ""You're at Burger King."""

"What does a pirate call his idiot son? A retarrrrrd"