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Joke of the Day
"My dick is a joke Nobody's ever seen it coming."
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"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"
"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."
"With all of the experience The Fine Bros have... I wonder why they didn't see this reaction coming."
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"I was in a bar with my wife, and a girl tried to pick us up. She succeeded, but almost immediately we were back on the floor. We like it there."
"Frankenstein.. Frankenstein enters a body building competition, and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective."