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Joke of the Day

"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."

"What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time"

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."

"Hi, I'm Captain Morgan and this is my uptight brother, J.P."

"As a guy... being sexually frustrated must be hard."

"An electrician was shocked by a live wire when he was asked why... He said he couldn't resist."

"Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people."

"I'm dressing up as Bernie Sanders for halloween I'm going to take the candy from the rich kids and give it all to the poor ones"

"How could 911 have been an outside job If the planes came from the inside?"

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"