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Joke of the Day

"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"

"Why do accountants make the best serial killers? Because they're calculating."

"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."

"What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant? I've bean everywhere, ma'am!"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!"

"Whhat do jellybeans and the world have in common? Everyone hates the black ones!"

"So a guy gets on a bus carrying a pole. The bus driver asks him ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" The man replies ""No, I'm Swiss. And how did you know my last name was Vaulter?""."

"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a cat? One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist"