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Joke of the Day
"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."
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"A PIECE OF ADVICE Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"
"How cowboys are made ""Dad?"" ""Yes, son?"" ""Where do Cowboys come from?"" ""Well, son. When a cow and a boy love each other very, very much..."""
"Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired."
"Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son? Son: I smoked weed, dad Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot"
"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*."
"What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction"