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Joke of the Day
"You've got to really be careful when ingesting shoes... cause they're usually laced"
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"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."
"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."
"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? She didn't know either"
"Hey Tuesday, I'm about to go to 2nd base with you. Lube up your boobs."
"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"
"Industrial robots How do industrial robots communicate with humans? They use a conveyor belt."
"JUDGE: I sentence you to 2 consecutive life sentences [60 yrs later: convict dies, is reincarnated] COP: This baby camel is under arrest"
"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"