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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass"
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"Did some stand up at a bird sanctuary... They were eating out of the palm of my hands."
"What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism"
"Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens? Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks."
"Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."
"Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!"
"A man walks into a zoo that only has a dog It's a shih tzu"
"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."
"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."