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Joke of the Day

"8yo [looking at a poorly wrapped gift] was Santa drunk when he wrapped this? Me: that's purely speculation"

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"tip: glue a tiny mirror onto your drivers license photo so, when you hand it to the cops, they will get confused & arrest themselves instead"
"Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna Anna who? Another good joke."
"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"
"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."
"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
"Sunburn: Getting what you basked for."
"What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have? A DOH-berman!"
"What comes after 69 ? Mouthwash"
"Everyone is wondering if Biden will jump into the 2016 race He's just Biden his time."
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