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Joke of the Day
"I used to like banking... ... But then I lost interest."
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"I'm doing 'Angry Yoga' tonight. It's just lying on a mat and drinking a bottle of wine as I shout at my thighs."
"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"
"Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown"
"Digger Nick wasn't invited back to the Dyslexic Miners Against Racism Conference."
"How do you spot a blind guy at a nudist colony? It's not hard."
"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"
"9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won't tell you what they're wearing."
"All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around."
"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."