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Joke of the Day

"life is like a box of chocolabtes.. if sombody loves u, they wil share their box of chocolabtes with u"

"How does the Consigliere get into the Godfather's house late at night? with his own set of donkeys!"

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."

"Dating in your thirties is like finding a parking spot, the only way to get one is to follow them out to their car."

"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."

"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."

"You're only as good as your internet connection."

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."

"Did you hear about that African-Asian summit? Apparently it was a black-thai do."

"There's these 3 old ladies sitting on a bench. A guy comes up in a trench coat and flashes the 3 ladies. The first one has a stroke. The second one has a stroke. The third one couldn't reach."