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Joke of the Day
"You're only as good as your internet connection."
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"What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer."
"Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. I mean tools. Fuckin keyboard"
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume? He wore a pointy hat underneath."
"Is a lightsaber's blade hot or cold? Neither. Its warm. *picks up lightsaber *warm warm warm*"
"If I ever run into my doppelganger I'm going to steal his liver."
"My wife likes to talk after sex She calls me from the motel"
"Hubs: * Hands me a broom* Make yourself useful Me: Flies away"
"where do they send jewish kids that have have adhd? concentration camp"