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Joke of the Day
"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."
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"Does your camera know you've been using it to look like a whore?"
"Life hack: Never actually say the words 'Life hack' out loud."
"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"
"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."
"When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyonce Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like ""I work here now."""
"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."
"Q: Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? A: It's sweeping the valley. (That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"
"Hi Mrs. Smith ... can Johnny come out and play baseball with us? Oh you mean little boy ... you know Johnny is a quadraplegic ! Yes I know Mrs. Smith. We want to use him for home plate !"
"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."