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Joke of the Day

"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."

"What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy? Agoofaloofagus"

"I sold my vacuum cleaner on ebay........ It was just sat in the corner collecting dust....."

"What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !"

"Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars."

"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"

"A penis lives a sad life.. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him."

"Why was the ghost sad? A lot of different reasons."

"What do you call a disabled Lego? An O."

"a little corny but here it goes...what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas"