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Joke of the Day

"Q: Have you heard the one about the witch's broom? A: It's sweeping the valley. (That one usually floors me, but I'm going to brush it aside before I'm swept away with laughter.)"

"Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose."

"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."

"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""

"2 Redditors walk into a bar... Which is funny because you'd think the 2nd guy would have seen the 1st one do it!"

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."

"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"

"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."

"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"

"My therapist told me.. My therapist told me that I have a fear of confrontation. I didn't agree with her but I held my tongue in case it caused an argument."