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Joke of the Day

"Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet."

"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"

"Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is."

"Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40. 2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2."

"I think my Maths teacher might have some relationship issues... She keeps asking us to find her 'x'."

"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."

"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"

"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."

"Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too! Original reddit first joke!"

"Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight? He brought the wrong carrion."