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Joke of the Day

"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."

"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."

"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"

"Hangs a sign on front door that says ""Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb"" to deter burglars"

"There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily And those who don't have dyslexia"

"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"

"My two teenagers are very different. My son always wants money, whereas my daughter prefers the convenience of my credit card."

"Help me reddit. I've quit smoking and I'm gaining weight Before, I only had to reach into my pockets to feel a little lighter."

"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."