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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."

"So two pencils got in an argument... It ended in a gra-fight."

"Sometimes on a clear cool night I look at the stars for hours and wonder what cool things I'd be doing if my Internet weren't down."

"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."

"What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer? In the way!"

"Sonys network security"

"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."

"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."

"BREAKING: A Tiny Fortune Teller Has Robbed a Bank And Is Now On The Loose! The headline reads: Small Medium At Large!"

"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."