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Joke of the Day

"What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common? Ze-bras!"

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice.... We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild."

"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."

"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"

"My last job was circumcising elephants The pay wasn't great but the tips were huge."

"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."

"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""

"Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh."