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Joke of the Day

"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""

"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."

"Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles."

"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."

"What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!"

"What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum? I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy"

"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"

"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you wouldn't have heard of it"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !"