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Joke of the Day

"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"

"Did you know sugar is the only word that begins with an 's' that makes a 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it."

"What do you get when you cross a drinking vessel filled with soda with a smoked meat product? Cupicola! ... HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA Hahaha ha I'll see myself out"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""

"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."

"my computer is organized exactly like my brain, which is to say that I just found a photo of a baby weasel alone in a folder called ""good"""

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"[NSFW] What goes between boobs, and gets longer the more you pull on it? A seatbelt"

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""