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Joke of the Day

"my computer is organized exactly like my brain, which is to say that I just found a photo of a baby weasel alone in a folder called ""good"""

"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."

"Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me she's thinking about getting a cat."

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."

"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"

"The Taliban heavily overestimates the need for monkey-bar training."

"What did the Banana say to the other Banana? You're very appealing"

"Why was the lobster arrested? Because he was always pinching things."

"me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that"

"What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common? You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits"