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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""

"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."

"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"

"Today some boiled water died.. It shall be mist"

"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names."

"So my brother tried the old saw about calculus and alcohol not mixing... i.e., don't drink and derive. I said, ""It's true. I tried it and destroyed a bridge."""

"My boobs are so big you can't even motorboat me. You have to row boat me. With oars."

"POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR! What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station staring at a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"